McGuirk and Brendon in “Unfinished Business”

McGuirk

Then there’s nice funny--like maybe a little light sarcasm or a clever twist or a knock-knock joke. I like those. You like those?

Brendon

Um…

McGuirk

Knock-knock.

Brendon

Huh.

McGuirk

Brendon. Knock-knock. I’m doing a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock.

Brendon

Uh, hello.

McGuirk

what do you mean, hello? You say who’s there? Brendon. Do you knock a knock-knock joke?

Brendon

Yeah, uh…

McGuirk

I say knock-knock you say who’s there?

Brendon

Yeah, right. I’m not a big fan of…

McGuirk

You know what? Do it. Knock-knock.

Brendon

Who’s there?

McGuirk

No, wait a minute, you say knock-knock.

Brendon

I don’t…knock-knock.

McGuirk

Who’s there?

Brendon

I don’t know.

McGuirk

I don’t know who?

Brendon

I don’t know, I hate this joke.

McGuirk

That’s not funny. It’s got to be a pun or something. You know what? Forget it. Where was I? Oh, yeah, nice funny.