All this week, Al and I will be doing our salute... [Tim and Al salute, following by sound of tools dropping] ...to toolboxes. You know, a well-organized toolbox says a lot about you as a man. [Al snickers as Tim sets his normal-sized toolbox next to Al's larger toolbox] What is it, Al?
Uh...nothing, Tim.
What is it, Al?
Well, I...I was just noticing how much bigger mine is.
You have to have a bigger toolbox to compensate for your teensy, weensy paycheck.
No, Tim, I need a bigger toolbox because I'm your assistant, [opens toolbox] and I need to be ready for any of your particular needs.
Oh, yeah, he does. Ho ho ho ho ho. You're really shaping up around here, Al.
Well, I have plenty of room in here for [pulls out the following] bandages, couple of ice packs.
Stop it, Al. Cut it out.
Oh, tourniquet.
I hope you have a job application in there, Buddy!
Crutches.
[bewildered] Huh?!
IV unit.
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