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S3 E27

Hogan's Heroes · Season 3, Episode 27

General Metzger and Hogan in “The Collector General”

GMGeneral Metzger

Now, tell me, Hogan. Do you have any idea of where I might find that "ammunition"?

Hogan

Yeah. In a museum, after the war.

GMGeneral Metzger

I am going to order a thorough investigation into this matter, Hogan!

Hogan

I don't think you will, General.

GMGeneral Metzger

Oh, really? And what makes you so sure?

Hogan

When you steal from a thief, one thing's for sure; he'll never call the cops.

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