Zero quotes from Hit the Floor

Zero

You didn't say no.

Jude

I didn't say yes either.

Jude

I can’t be your agent.

Zero

Why not?

Jude

Lionel offered me a job with the Devils.

Zero

That’s why you won’t work with me?

Jude

I always wanted to be a part of the Devils. She offered me EVP, I can’t turn it down.

Zero

EVP, that'd make you my boss? That's hot.

Zero

What?

Jude

We both know what you just did and why you did it.

Jude

You won't be with me the way I want, but you don't want me with anyone else.

What do you want?

Zero

A token of your appreciation. If you’re able to pull off buying the team you just have to do one thing for me; trade Derek.

You are out of your mind.

Zero

Entirely possible, yet here we are.

Jude

I'm not going to be an afterthought.

Zero

I can't even imagine you being an afterthought. I think about you first all the time.

Jude

You’re the most screwed up person I’ve ever met. And the only person that makes me feel normal.

Jude

I think I'm wearing your underwear.

Zero

That's fine. I missed you, Jude.

Jude

I missed you, too.

Zero

Should I leave first or should you? What? What did I do?

Jude

It's not what you did. It's what I did. What I keep doing. Nothing’s changed. Same old story.

Zero

What are you talking about?

Jude

I'm still your secret. Something you have to hide.

Zero

You're being dramatic.

Jude

We're literally in a closet together!

Jude

I thought I told you at the masquerade, unless you have something to offer me just...

Zero

...stay away, right. I have something to offer you. Information.

Jude

What information?

Zero

I know who the potential buyers for the team are.

Jude

Who?

Zero

Terrence and Jelena. Not only that, they made a deal with me. If I kept my mouth shut about it, they trade Derek.

Jude

Why would you tell me this, that deal would be great for you?

Zero

I didn’t make it for me, I made it for you. So you had something to do real damage with.

Jude

Either you refuse to get it, or you never will.

Zero

I love you. Alright? I... love you, stupid.

Jude

I love you, too. But even still, it doesn't matter. Love isn't enough, I need someone I can actually be with like a normal person. Someone who is able to be there for me in every way. Can you?... Can you do that?

Zero

No.

How the hell did Derek find out about our deal?

Zero

How do you think?

You had a chance to get rid of him!

Zero

Maybe it wasn’t Derek I was trying to get rid of. Payback’s a bitch.

Lucas

I had sex with Jude.

Zero

Oh yeah?

Lucas

He’s hot! And that body he’s hiding underneath that suit, I’ve been dying to hit that for like a year. But Jesus is he needy, and neurotic. Oscar wrecked him for life, I mean he’s totally undateable. Jude’s used to disappointment. He’ll be fine.

Jude

Can't talk now. I'm meeting someone.

Zero

Lucas isn't coming.

Jude

Why not?

Zero

‘Cos I told him not to.