Jude quotes from Hit the Floor

Jude

Now do you see why I sold you so hard on LA? It's the land of opportunity.

Jude

“I don't have a son” that's how he said it. Just like that, like nothing. I keep reaching out to people, to you, Oscar. Just once I want someone to reach back.

Jude

This guy, he was... everything to me. I was in love with him before I even knew what love was. When something blinds you like that... it takes a while for your eyes to adjust again. Till you can see anything else. You know?

Jude

Unless you have something you can offer me... leave me alone. If you care about me at all... stay away.

Zero

Jude, you and I came into this with a plan. You need to trust it.

Jude

Just be careful. I risked a lot for you.

Zero

Relax. I got you.

Jude

Another Porsche?

Zero

Nope. This one's yours. I thought you'd like the color dark and tortured, just like you. I had a conversation with the agency, talked to the partners and made it official. My agent doesn't tool around town in a crap box.

Jude

Your agent?

Zero

Goodbye junior agent, hello my main number one guy.

Jude

I don't know what to say.

Zero

I’d never be here in LA, with the world at my feet, if it wasn’t for you. You still team Zero?

Jude

Abso-freaking-lutely!

Zero

Good. Now drive me to the arena you lazy bitch.

Zero

She took my reputation, all my sponsors.

Jude

I'll figure something out. I'll fix it.

Zero

This is beyond fixing. I've lost everything.

Jude

Listen to me. Listen to me! I was team Zero before and I’m team Zero now. We’re in this together. I would never leave you.

Zero

No, you wouldn’t. Never have. I don’t know what I would do without you, Jude.

Zero

Jude. You're gay!

Jude

What? I'm not gay!

Zero

You kissed me.

Jude

No, I didn't. Not like that. You were upset. I just

Zero

Kissed me on the mouth. Jude, it's cool. You were barking up the wrong tree but clearly barking.

Jude

I'm not barking up anything.

Zero

I gotta get on the plane. Jude, it's fine. You're gay. Be gay!

Jude

I'm not gay!

Jude

Hey, why are you sitting here? This is Insight Sports Network. It's #### magazine. You must be out there.

Zero

I’m knee deep in prostitutes. Getting naked and greased up isn't the image I should be going with right now. Everyone else seems to agree.

Jude

I don't care about everyone else. Business as usual is exactly the image you should be going with

Jude

He's getting in.

We've already set the shot.

Jude

Unset it!

We're kind of on a tight schedule.

Jude

You'd better get started then unless you want me to pull Derek.

All right guys. We’re switching the shot.

Jude

Get in there.

Zero

You sure you’re not doing this to get me naked?

Jude

Haha.

Zero

Wanna oil me up?

Excuse me!

Jude

Listen. Sorry I had to get pushy, just looking out for a client.

No, I thought it was cool. I think that you are cool. Like really cool.

Jude

Thanks. I gotta.

Hey, can I get your number?

Jude

I'm not, I'm not you know.

Ah. One of those. Okay. Well, just in case. I'm cool, too.

Jude

Why aren't you dressed? We have a Devil's party to get to. Everyone's gonna be there.

Zero

Not really in a party mood.

Jude

This isn’t about chips and dip, this is the first step to rebuilding. Before the public can rally behind you, you need to get back in good with the players. You have no friends in the locker room. You need them. I’m still your agent. You need to listen to me if we're going to fix this.

Zero

You seem antsier than usual. If I didn’t know any better I’d think you have your own reasons to get to this party.

Jude

I maybe told someone I’d be there.

Zero

Who?

Jude

Danny, the photographer’s assistant from the shoot.

Zero

I don't wanna go to some party if people are gonna be hissing me. Especially if Ahsha's gonna be there. She's the one that brought this whole thing on me to begin with.

Jude

That's an even bigger reason for you to go. For PR’s sake you have to forgive her, too. And going to this party will only help you.

Zero

Forget it!

Zero

You have anything else?

Jude

You look pretty, let’s go. While there’s still a party to go to.

Zero

I’m sure Danny, the photographer’s assistant, will be fine.

Jude

Sounds like you’re jealous.

Zero

Really Jude? What’s next, you’re gonna double dog dare me to go?

Jude

Do you not wanna go to the party or do you not want me to go to the party?

Zero

No one’s stopping you.

Jude

If I did kiss you on purpose in that car, and I'm not saying I did. It's not because I was crazy. It's not because I was going off nothing. Fine. You know what? Have your way. Danny's waiting.

Zero

You don’t even know the guy.

Jude

I'm about to.

Jude

So, that’s it?

Zero

You seemed pretty satisfied a minute ago.

Jude

What are we doing?

Zero

Having a good time.

Jude

You’ve done this? Had a good time with a guy before?

Zero

I’ve been with men, and women. And men and women. It's not deep, Jude. Because I don't make it deep. I don't do relationships.

Jude

That's funny 'cause it seemed the minute you met Jelena, you were trying to lock her down.

Zero

That was all part of the plan.

Jude

Falling for her wasn't. It makes me wonder if you’re only here with me because you can’t be with her.

Zero

And that's why I don't do relationships. I can't deal with conversation like this.The only thing that matters right now is busting open the rift between Derek and Terrence. We can keep having fun... or not. Up to you.