Lucas quotes from Hit the Floor

Lionel

I need Derek's deal hammered out by midnight tomorrow.

Lucas

Well then, let's get to hammering.

Lucas

Are you coming on to me?

Jude

Lionel said you were flirting with me. I... I told her you weren’t.

Lucas

And she send you here to seduce me to get a better deal for Derek?

Jude

I...?

Lucas

Go Lionel.

Jude

Go?

Lucas

Well I mean I always had my eye on you in the office. I just… never knew you were gay.

Jude

It’s kinda a new thing for me anyway.

Lucas

Lucky me, ha.

Jude

Don’t let Zero sabotage another date.

Lucas

Zero didn’t sabotage anything, Jude. You did. I mean you still clearly hung up on this other guy. Whoever he is.

Lucas

I had sex with Jude.

Zero

Oh yeah?

Lucas

He’s hot! And that body he’s hiding underneath that suit, I’ve been dying to hit that for like a year. But Jesus is he needy, and neurotic. Oscar wrecked him for life, I mean he’s totally undateable. Jude’s used to disappointment. He’ll be fine.