Lionel quotes from Hit the Floor

Lionel

Unless you’re seeing someone?

Jude

Actually I am seeing someone, but they won't care. They don't seem to be the, uh, possessive type.

Lionel

You said they twice. You're playing the pronoun game. My brother played the pronoun game, wound up married to a gay biker in Providence. You’re loving on a guy.

Jude

He’s not a biker in Providence, but yeah… it's a guy.

Lionel

I need Derek's deal hammered out by midnight tomorrow.

Lucas

Well then, let's get to hammering.

Lionel

Lucas is flirting with you.

Jude

What? I don't think so.

Lionel

I don't have time to stand here and talk you through your feelings about this. He wants you. I want Derek.

Jude

What are you saying?

Lionel

I'm saying get back in there, hike up your skirt and get that guy what he wants. Buy him drinks. You charm him, you take it from there.

Jude

I don't charm people, okay? I'm not a charmer. This is ridiculous.