[about Alexander the Great naming cities after himself] But for travelers, it could get confusing.
Yo, excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to Alexandria?
Sure thing, bubby. Just head southeast into Persia, cross the Zambrose Mountains, and when you hit Afghanistan, turn right at Kabul. You can't miss it.
Whoa, that's kinda far. Uh, how about Alexandria?
OK, y'know where Merv and Central Asia used to be?
Yeah.
Bingo!
Central Asia, huh? Well, what about Alexandria?
Ohboy, darlin', you just went right past it! Just turn around and make tracks about 1200 kilometers worth, and when you hit the Libyan Border, hang a right to the Mediterranean Sea. Then you row-row-row your boat, uno-dos-tres, and when you find yourself around a bunch of naked armless statues, you're there!
Uh... well, that really sounds out of the way. Do you think Alexandria would be closer?
Oh, you mean that Alexandria! Dreamboat, you're here!
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