I got a serious problem.
Legal?
No. I forgot it's my mother's birthday today. I haven't gotten her a present yet, and I'm supposed to be there at 6:30.
I'm sure she'll understand if you get her a present tomorrow.
No, she won't understand, Miss Davenport. You don't know my mother.
What did you have in mind?
Suicide.
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