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Whoa, hold up, time out! That was the morgue. I was in the morgue!
Keep your voice down.
Why?
Because we are sneaking out of here!
No, I mean, why was I in there?
Don't worry, you're not dead.
Oh, gee, thanks. That explains it.
You mean I'm never going to turn nineteen?
But you might get to see a thousand.
You do know I've always had a thing for you. Since the first time I laid eyes on you.
You were eleven years old!
I matured early.
Oh, so is that what you guys do? Run around chopping each other's heads off?
Until there's only one of us left alive.
I don't think so.
Michelle, I'm not your father and this isn't a fairy tale! Now you either learn the Game, or you die.
You know, Duncan, you really have a gift for taking the fun out of eternal life.
It'll get better.
I sure hope so.
No, I mean your... outlook.
Oops. Almost slipped. You were gonna say "attitude".
You know what, Duncan? That is "Dad speak". And you're pretty lousy at that too.
This doesn't make any sense, Richie, he's supposed to be getting married.
Not unless it's a shotgun wedding. I'm telling you, Mac, she didn't want anything to do with him.
Mac, you don't understand, one minute the guy was there, and the next, boom, he's trying to take my head. And he wasn't kidding around. I mean, that girl came in, and he just freaked. He totally lost it. Now what the hell is this all about?
We were happy. Everything seemed so perfect. Then one day I came home and he said "Honey, come here, I have something to show you." And then he took a knife, and he .... [she can't say it]
Then he healed.
He said I had to know... and I wish he'd never told me.
He loves you. He had to tell you.
Mr. MacLeod, I have a picture of how I want my life to be. Kids, grandkids... a family. It may sound stupid, but it's what I see.
So you called it off.
But he won't let me. And he won't leave me alone. He nearly beat a guy to death just for talking to me.
This is ridiculous. I'm calling the police.
Anne, don't.
It is the only way, Duncan. You think talking is going to stop this guy? If you think that, spend a Saturday night in the emergency ward with me. These guys do not stop until someone's dead.
Joe? What's up?
You've got trouble.
How come you never call with good news?
Come on, Joe. Methos doesn't exist.He's a legend... like Adam and Eve. The oldest Immortal.
Oh, he exists all right.
Are you telling me you've seen him?
Me? No. He's an elusive guy. Have to be, to live as long as he has. An Immortal so old he doesn't remember the time of his birth.
Five thousand years.
Yeah, give or take. And that was when I took my first head. Before that, it all starts to blur.
I guess it would. So, after all this time, have You... ?
Made any sense of it all? Found any purpose?
You read minds, too?
No. It's what I'd ask if I'd just met me.
Somehow I thought you'd be...
Deeper? Wiser? Bearded?
I didn't really think you existed.
Ah, it's good to be a myth.
Yeah, no one hunts for a myth. Or a Watcher.
What better place to hide? I'm in charge of finding myself...and I make sure it never happens.
You think I'd still be around if I was an easy mark?
When was the last time you faced anyone?
What are we? [checking his watch] Sixth of March, uh, two hundred years. Hey, I may be a bit rusty but I'm still here.
You think I wanna die? Do you think it's easy after thousands of years?
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