Let me know when you've found the formula.
The formula?
For getting in shape without training.
S3 E2Line of Fire
Immortals can't have children.
Exactly Mac, this happened before I became an immortal.
That's not the way it works.
Maybe I'm the first.
I wish it could happen. But it's not in the cards. We don't get to live happily ever after. Children aren't part of our lives...it can't happen.
It just did.
FMFather Matthew
Ah, Paris... The city of my youth. I was there in '72. What a summer. [remembering] All those women, all that wine... Of course, that was before I entered the priesthood.
Duncan and Richie: Of course.
I didn't know if I'd find you alive. What the hell happened?
I lived.
Very funny. And the other guy?
He lived too.
Hey MacLeod, what do you think? Is it me?
The truth? I'd say it's a little out of character.
You know, I wasn't born in a museum. In fact, I'm kinda tired of hanging around old antiques like you. Look at me, I'm growing old.
I think you need some oil and vinegar.
I'm lucky I didn't need a funeral.
S3 E3The Revolutionary
[to Paul Karros] You can be St. Francis of Assisi... and I still would not let you to turn my hospital into a zoo.[to Reporters] Now ladies and gentlemen, it's a bit early for Happy Hour so please go!
I said everybody.
Oh, you mean me?
Unless you're the one with the special dispensation from the Pope.
Must've left it in my other pants.
We have a wonderful hearing specialist upstairs, you want a referral?
Pardon?
Forget it. Get out, go!
[to MacLeod] It's funny. This time I'm the one leaving with the girl, and you're stuck here running the dojo.
S3 E4The Cross of St. Antoine
Joe, I want you to meet Amanda. Amanda... Joe Dawson.
Joe The Amanda..? You know, I've heard an awful lot about you.
I'll bet you have. I hear you're one of those guys who likes to watch.
It's clinical. For history. We don't get involved.
Well, tell me... Do you watch us do... everything?
Only the things I can't get arrested for.
[to MacLeod] I like this guy.
I've lived a long time, Joe. What goes around comes around.
You really believe that's true?
I believe it should be.
[to Thorne] Murdering a priest is an interesting way to find religion.
I need you to help me break into the museum.
You want me to WHAT?! I knew you were up to something. For three hundred years you've been telling me to go legit. Now that I'm straight, you want me to steal.
You hate your job.
That's not the point.
In a good cause.
Don't you look at me like that. No, I'm retired. You wouldn't ask an alcoholic to take a drink for a good cause.
You can't kill him with that, Joe.
I know, but I can sure as hell slow him down until I can.
You won't get close enough to use it. Let me do this... For both of us.
Did you know he could do that?
No. [with irony] You know, It's funny. The man knows more about me than anyone else alive, yet I hardly know anything about him..
God, to sing like that...he must have had a helluva life.
Probably...
You want to ask him about it?
No... when he's ready, he'll tell me.
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