Highlander: The Series quotes

Duncan

Game's over. Your time is up.

No gun. No sword. How are you going to fight me? Are you going to huff and puff and blow my house down?

Duncan

I become one with everything. I become one with you.

Too bad you didn't think of that before you killed Richie.

Duncan

I become everything. Therefore I become nothing.

C'mon, be a man. I dare you!

Duncan

Therefore you are nothing. Without my anger, you have no substance. Without my pride, you have no form. Without my hate... you - have - no - being.

Duncan

Evil exist in all of us, Joe. When we deny that, we give evil power. Ahriman said it himself. His greatest trick was to convince the world he didn't exist. But, he does, he exists in all of us. Once I accepted that, I was able to defeat him.

We've gotta stop meeting like this.

Duncan

Then you've gotta stop trying to blow up my friends.

Duncan

So there is no Russian Mafia.

Sure there is...somewhere.

Duncan

We rewrite our history all the time because we have to. We rationalize our cruelty. So we can look in the mirror and face ourselves.

Kyra

Why should I trust you? Give me a reason, give me one good reason.

Duncan

Because there is no one else.

You've forgotten what it's like to be a woman. I think you need a real man to remind you.

Kyra

What men? All I see are a pair of miserable toads who work for the bastard Richelieu.

Cardinal Richelieu does the work of God!

Kyra

Somehow I doubt God spends much of his time in the sewers of France. Tell me, is it true Richelieu has syphilis? Because if so, that's quite an accomplishment for a eunuch. Well, maybe he's not a eunuch, but you know, I hear it's, um... (points to the end of her little finger)

Kyra

I've never met a Scotsman before. Tell me, are they well armed?

Duncan

Ah-hem. What exactly do you mean?

Kyra

I mean their swords, of course. What did you think I meant?

Duncan

Oh, well, your French toad stabbers, they're fine for some, but they're kind of puny.

Kyra

You think them small?

Duncan

Och! They're hardly worth your while. Now a Scotsman's weapon, that's another matter. Once it gets going there's nothing that can stop it.

Kyra

Really?

Duncan

Aye. Two hands to hold the thing. I doubt you could even hold it.

Kyra

Surely you exaggerate.

Duncan

No, not a wee bit. Come to Scotland and I'll show you.

Kyra

Scotland?

Duncan

You dinna think I could bring it in here did you? I mean the bloody thing wouldn't fit through the door.

Kyra

Oh. Oh, you mean your sword.

Duncan

A claymore, of course. What did you think I meant?

Kyra

Looking for me? Mine's a .44. Modified. Go right through you. Probably kill your partner too.... Of course, I'm only a girl. Might lose my nerve. Might even miss. (BANG) But not this time.

Duncan

After the trial, the chief judge was murdered. Albright...

Kyra

Richard. Richard was his name. Did you ever meet someone truly good, MacLeod? Someone who didn't want money, or power, or, or glory? Somebody beyond temptation and corruption?

Duncan

You were his bodyguard.

Kyra

I did a hell of a job, didn't I?

Duncan

And there's more?

Kyra

That's how it started. God, I loved him. Richard believed, MacLeod, believed like, like nobody I've ever met before. Justice, compassion. They were his Gods. Being with him was like being inside a warm, bright light. For 10 years, MacLeod. I wanted it never to stop. And then somebody stopped it. Do you know what that feels like?

Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?

Yeah, you read it?

Read it? I modeled for the drawings.

Who is he?

You don't need to know.

Who is he, Kate?

His name is Bartholemew.

Wait, let me guess. You've been searching for him for a zillion years and now that you've found him, your gonna have to kill him. How am I doing here?

Don't do that.

What?

Piss on something you don't understand.

I say we get a line on the money first.

No, I don't want his money, I want his head.

That's very big of you. I wonder if that's what the kids want. You know, the one's he stealing from.

I hate you.

That money could feed a lot of babies. But, if you want to kill him, kill him.

I really hate you.

Look, I'm sorry I'm Immortal, Nick, there's nothing I can do about it.

Now you're getting irrational.

Tell me it doesn't drive you crazy, that I can't die and you can.

I don't believe this! I mean, first you lie to me, and then when things don't work out you lay this on me.

Look, you knew what I was when we met. You know the Game, you know the Rules.

And you know me, Kate. Am I the type of guy whose going to sit on his ass and let you walk off and maybe get whacked? Tell me Kate, is that who you ever thought I was?

No.

How the hell did we happen?

I didn't know we were going to happen. I didn't know I was going to fall in love with you. Nick, the part of my life that has to do with being Immortal has nothing to do with you. It can't.

Katherine, I'm either in your life, all of it, or I'm gone.