“Two of Hearts” quotes from Highlander: The Series

Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?

Yeah, you read it?

Read it? I modeled for the drawings.

Who is he?

You don't need to know.

Who is he, Kate?

His name is Bartholemew.

Wait, let me guess. You've been searching for him for a zillion years and now that you've found him, your gonna have to kill him. How am I doing here?

Don't do that.

What?

Piss on something you don't understand.

I say we get a line on the money first.

No, I don't want his money, I want his head.

That's very big of you. I wonder if that's what the kids want. You know, the one's he stealing from.

I hate you.

That money could feed a lot of babies. But, if you want to kill him, kill him.

I really hate you.

Look, I'm sorry I'm Immortal, Nick, there's nothing I can do about it.

Now you're getting irrational.

Tell me it doesn't drive you crazy, that I can't die and you can.

I don't believe this! I mean, first you lie to me, and then when things don't work out you lay this on me.

Look, you knew what I was when we met. You know the Game, you know the Rules.

And you know me, Kate. Am I the type of guy whose going to sit on his ass and let you walk off and maybe get whacked? Tell me Kate, is that who you ever thought I was?

No.

How the hell did we happen?

I didn't know we were going to happen. I didn't know I was going to fall in love with you. Nick, the part of my life that has to do with being Immortal has nothing to do with you. It can't.

Katherine, I'm either in your life, all of it, or I'm gone.