Kyra and Duncan in “Patient Number 7”

I've never met a Scotsman before. Tell me, are they well armed?

Ah-hem. What exactly do you mean?

I mean their swords, of course. What did you think I meant?

Oh, well, your French toad stabbers, they're fine for some, but they're kind of puny.

You think them small?

Och! They're hardly worth your while. Now a Scotsman's weapon, that's another matter. Once it gets going there's nothing that can stop it.

Really?

Aye. Two hands to hold the thing. I doubt you could even hold it.

Surely you exaggerate.

No, not a wee bit. Come to Scotland and I'll show you.

Scotland?

You dinna think I could bring it in here did you? I mean the bloody thing wouldn't fit through the door.

Oh. Oh, you mean your sword.

A claymore, of course. What did you think I meant?