Fitzcairn quotes from Highlander: The Series

Well, well, well, what have we here, mice in the parlor. And Immortal mice at that.

I told you there was another way in. Didn't I tell you?

Duncan MacLeod

Be quiet! I'd be careful who I called a mouse, especially if I was a rat.

(gazing at Gina) If you're a thief, I've never seen a comlier one.

Duncan

You're the thief, we're just protecting her assets.

And they are wonderful assets.

If you please sir! A gentleman does not address a lady in that manner! I'll have his head!

Duncan

Ah, don't be ridiculous. You being dead would probably put her off her appetite.

La-la, la-la-la-la-la!

Duncan

You know, when I heard that voice I said to myself, "That must be Fitzcairn - either that or a dog in heat."

You realize, none of this would have happened if she had come to the opera with me that night.

Duncan

No, she would have seen you for the raving lunatic you are and she would have been with me.

I should have asked her to marry me while I still had the chance.

Duncan

You, married? You couldn't stay faithful to a woman for what, more than one hour?

Well I would have given it a fair try.