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Ami Onuki quotes from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

Played by Janice Kawaye · 39 quotes · page 2 of 3

Ami Onuki

2nd most-quoted character in Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: in 39 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Yumi Yoshimura (25), Kaz Harada (6)

Scenes with Ami Onuki 28

Ami

Looks like Kaz accidentally locked us out again.

Well, I guess we'll just have to accidentally wake him up. Hey, Kaz! Open up!

Ah. Sorry, girls. I can't let you in. Uh, by the way, how did the show go?

Ami

Whoa. Back up. What do you mean you can't let us in? We live here.

Used to live here. Rent was due on the first and you girls never paid up. So I had no choice but to evict you.

Have you been eating paste? It's us, Ami and Yumi! Since when do we pay rent?

Since I came up with the brilliant idea yesterday. Heh. That reminds me. Gimme a call if you know anyone looking for a place. Sayonara!

Kaz, you better let us in!

Forget it. It's too hard to look cool standing on a giant tongue depressor.

Ami

(crying) But, Yumi, how am I gonna meet tall frosties if I'm beached and they're all catching the tasty wave action? It's not fair!

(sighs) Fine. I'll do it.

Ami

Totally rad.

Okay now stop talking like that.

Ami

Trust me, Yumi, you're gonna love surfing. And who knows? Maybe we'll even score some cute dates.

The only date I'm interested in is the one with that All-U-Can Eat Luau Bar. So let's make this snappy, okay?

Great. What are we gonna do now?

Ami

Simple, we'll just paddle back to shore.

Nothing to drink, nothing to eat. We're doomed down here!

Ami

It's okay, Yumi. We can just drink all of this incredible wonderfully creamy milk. [drinks saltwater from the ocean]

[grabs Ami] Ami, what are you doing? That’s not milk, it’s nasty salt water!

Ami

Don't be silly. Of course it’s milk. Why else would those pretty flying unicorns be drinking it?

Ami

Gosh, Yumi. I sure learned something today. How about you?

No doubt. Stay away from discount sushi.

Ami

It can be hazardous to your health.

Not to mention the health of our cheapskate manager! And that's a lesson that rocks.

Girls, I have two big surprises for you.

Ami

You bought me a pink pony?

You finally decided to transplant your back hair on top of your head?

[happy] No. [angry] And no.

Don't used record stores rock, Ami? All of our idols under one roof. [Ami starts crying] Uh-oh!, What's the matter?

Ami

Someone didn't want these CDs anymore. So now they're just sitting around in a used music store. Will our music be here someday? Forgotten and gathering dust? [cries]

[sarcastically] Alright Boy, are you fun to shop around with.

Ami

You know, this is a pretty big place. We could come back to look for Kaz tomorrow, when the Sun's up.

Sure, and we could get some friends to help us like the army or the navy or the Teen Ti- [the Phantom of Rock has an evil laugh]

Ami

Let's beat him up, take the paper, and eat his bike!

Or… we could just ask him for the paper.

Ami

LET'S JUST ASK HIM FOR THE PAPER!

Stress is so not pretty.

Ami

Yumi?!

[Ami stuffs thermometer in her mouth to check her temperature]

What is wrong with you?

Ami

What's wrong with you? You're smiling!

Ami

Thank goodness we're back in Japan, we can catch up on all the manga and anime we've missed.

Tell me about it. American cartoons are terrible! Oops. Just kidding.

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