What just happened — it's no big deal. I'm sure it happens all the time. And in fact, I bet there's not one single person we know that doesn't have an embarrassing fart story.
Well! Have you ever done it in public, Arnold? You know, pass gas?
No, not exactly. I mean, not into a microphone...
Then how can you possibly understand the utter humiliation of what I've just experienced?!
Look here, Phoebe, I know things may seem pretty bad right now, but trust me. By tomorrow, everyone may have forgotten all about what just happened.
Really?
I'm positive.
Maybe you're right, Arnold. Perhaps, by tomorrow, everyone may have forgotten about my little... indiscretion.
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