Arnold and Principal Wartz in “Unfinished Business”

But, Principal Wartz, I told you, I didn't do anything.

Principal Wartz

Well, that, maybe, but you saw the hooligans who did do it.

Yeah.

Principal Wartz

Aha! Now we're getting somewhere. Just give me their names. Last name, first.

I can't do that.

Principal Wartz

This isn't a joke, Young Man. Do you think exposing portions of your anatomy to your School Principal is funny?

Well, I guess it depends...

Principal Wartz

Depends on what?

The situation.

Principal Wartz

Mooning is not funny. It's not a game! You may think it's a harmless schoolyard prank, but let me assure you, it is NOT! Someone could put an eye out. (Someone could lose an eye.)

Because of mooning.

Principal Wartz

I'll ask the questions here. Now, for the last time, you tell me the names of the boys who exposed themselves.

I can't do that, Principal Wartz.

Principal Wartz

Of course you can. It's easy.

If I told you, then, I'd be ratting on the other guys. And I can't do that.

Principal Wartz

I'm assigning you detention.

Detention? But why?

Principal Wartz

Failure to cooperate. I want to see you every day after school, in my office for the next four weeks.

Four weeks, but, sir, I...

Principal Wartz

That is all for now. [calls someone on the phone he picked up] Now, what is the name of our Art Teacher? Mrs. Flaunt, yes. Ask her to come in here, please, would you? And tell her to bring her sketch pad.