Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

Shut your face, and buonanotte jerk.

Buenos Noches.

Ahh... What a refreshing sleepy time that was. Wow, it's been a while since I wasn't woken up with un headbutt de Romano. Hmm? !Romano! !Que malo!

Eh..! It wasn't me!

You wet the bed again last night!

No, I did not! A squirrel snuck into my bed and pee-peed all over it, you jerk-face!

Señor, please tell me there is a pill that will cure bed wetting on the first try!

Lo siento.

Don't listen to that bastard, what we need is a pill that will keep squirrels from sneaking into my bed and pee-peeing all over!

Uhhhhhh...

Amuleto para la buena suerte!

Spain, you jerk, dammit I am starting to get hungry.

There are some fruits in that basket. Now stay back, I am working on very dangerous weapons at this time.

So tell-a me, doesn't all of this work make a jerk-bastard like you crazy?

Well, I'm the boss so I'm used to handling this stuff. Besides, I try to take a siesta every day!