Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

Germany

Mn… lies. They’re not true. Actually… Ich liebe dich… ja…

Uhhhh…

Ahahaha…. Ahaha… hahaha… haha…

France

Hang in there…

France

Their friendship makes absolutely no sense, old friend.

Oh, Привет! (Privet) I’m Russia. I’d like to be introducing my big and little sister now. First, please say hello to my big sister, Ukraine. She’s nice, but not much to look at. This is my little sister, Belarus! She’s pretty, not nice. The important thing is they are both very weird! …..so werid….. so weird….. so weirddd… *crying*

A-Ah! Oh no! What’s wrong with Russia?! This is a sign something really scary is about to happen!

This is Ukraine. When I say big sister, I mean BIG sister. Apparently, her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also… she’s poor, so those are real! Big sister, we came to collect the gas payment!

(Sigh)… I wonder when things started changing between us… I remember we used to be so close…

It’s cold, huh…

Hold on! This should do the trick!

Here! So I can always keep you warm! It makes you look so handsome!

But sis! This is your favorite scarf, isn’t it?

Nooooooo!

All I ask is for control from the Black Sea to Poland! Ahahaha!