You brute! Dammit! Don’t you even care if I die?! Please, I’m begging you! You have to listen! I can become Britain’s quaint little French village if you want me to...! Come on; help me!!
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I will not, fool! Why on earth would I ever want to marry you?! First of all, you need to learn to deal with and accept your failures. AHH…!
Oh hon… oh honhonhon…
Unhand me this instant you foul smelling wine lover! Release me! Let me go! Turn me loose! Why are you not listening to me, France?! Lessen that grasp! I said let go this minute! This is rather undignified!
Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon…
Count off!
Uno~!
And I’m drei. Now, for the secret training! First scenario! What would you two do if you came across Britain, and were unarmed! Well? Spit it out, ja? What would you do!
Uhhh… I know! I’ll make a white flag with a stick and a handkerchief! And wave it around really fast! And then I’ll cry loudly and ask for help!
Dummkopf! If you do that, you will lose! Japan! Correct answer!
はい. (Hai) You should impersonate William I’s wail.
Sehr gut! Let us continue! Britain wants you to acknowledge his bastard child as your own! What do you do?
Hahahaha… stupid Germany. I’m SAS. When it comes to spying, no one is better than Britain! Cheers. Ha! That was all too easy. Now I shall observe your top secret training!
What do you do… if England is slowly closing in on you, while wiggling his ass and wearing a costume from rio's carnival?
Just me!
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