Autolycus and Iolaus in “Porkules”

Listen, you and I both know if the big guy could talk, he would tell us not to stick our necks out for him. Besides, he loves being a pig. Just look at the little guy. (Iolaus pushes him up against a tree)

This is all just a joke to you, isn't it?

You little— (Iolaus pushes him up against the tree again)

Well, let me tell you something, buddy. Hercules is the best friend I ever had. And yeah, you're right, he wouldn't want us to risk our necks to save him, which is exactly why we're going to. Now, he'd do the same for me – even for you.

Well, much as I hate to admit it, you've got a point.

Right. Now, come on.

Just one more thing, buddy-boy. You touch me again and I'll—

What?

I'll… be just as upset then as I am now?