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S9 E1

Hell's Kitchen · Season 9, Episode 1

Gordon and Jonathon in “Episode One”

[as Jonathon's signature dish is revealed] What the fuck is that on the plate?

I call this the Punch Drunk Chicken. (interview) I got the Southern flavor, you know? I put a lot of flavor in the food, raw but real. So, if Chef Ramsay complains about it, well, he's full of shit, man.

Hold on, it gets worse. [holds up sliced piece of pineapple] The pineapple looks like... canned?

Yes.

You open a can of pineapple, and you stick it on top of a chicken?

Limited time today.

"Limited time?" 45 minutes?! Limited time?!

Yes.

You're so full of shit, even your eyes are brown! While you come in here and serve me a canned fucking pineapple, you can fuck off now. Seriously! I'll pay for the ticket! You tell me.

No, sir.

It's an absolute freaking mess. But the surprising fact was you opened it out of a can. That's what pissed me off more than anything. I'm not even going to taste it! Ladies, congratulations.

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