Gordon and Vinnie Fama in “Episode One”

(to Vinnie) Hey, just come here, you. You're putting water in the risotto.

Chef, I put water in the risotto, we don't-we don't have any left(over) stock.

Oh, for fuck's sake...

(interview) Well, hmm, stock is made of water, and vegetables are made of water. No harm, no foul. That's all we have.

[tastes] It tastes like gnat's piss. [coughs] Stop it! Look at me now, okay? Get off the section! Brad! Hey, get on there. Get your arse on there. And stay on there!