Hellcats Season 1 quotes

(looking at the Hellcats calendar) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Marti

I'm thinking, "Stop staring creepily at my photo."

(at his press conference, taking ownership of his crime) Thank y'all for coming. This is difficult for me, but I'm afraid I've let all of you down. My friends, teammates, coaches, and our fans. I know now that an innocent man went to jail for my crime. I can't allow that to continue. And that's why I've come forward and told the District Attorney that Travis Guthrie must go free. And I must do my time.

Dan

You do know how to sell a song, Marti Perkins.

Marti

Hey, you know, wedding audiences are easy. Lots of booze and optimism.

Savannah

(to Marti) I don't get it, what does Dan see in her?

Marti

Her flawless protruding breasts, I don't know.

Savannah

I wanna punch 'em! (Marti snickers)

(to the Hellcats) You ladies...wearing underwear?

Marti

You guys wearing a dunce cap? You should be. You're underdressed without it.

Touché.

(referring to his joining the Hellcats) I'm joking.

Savannah

Right. Yeah, I totally knew.

Uh-uh, you didn't.

Savannah

No, I didn't. But please don't joke about cheerleading, it gives me a nervous stomach.

Savannah

Why are we cheering for these creeps again?

Alice

We have to, or we lose the song.

Marti

Lil' Kim's looking pretty attractive right about now.

(In the music shop talking to Marti about her time with their dad, apologising for running away from Marti) Sorry I ran from you. A shrink once told me I have an Avoidant Personality Disorder. I Stopped seeing her! So, I guess it proves she was right...