[The team is scattered in three different locations on a stakeout and are guessing (over their comms) how Steve got a black eye.]
You selfishly punched yourself in the eyeball so that I didn't get to do it. Is that right?
No. Not even close.
You know, buddy, if it's something that's, uh, embarrassing, something you don't want to share with us, you know, we understand.
[smirks] Yeah, we totally understand, Steve. The last thing we would want to do is make you uncomfortable.
Yeah. You can tell us when you're ready, boss.
[unimpressed] You guys suck at reverse psychology.
Well, then tell us the damn story, why don't you?
All right, you all know that I've been trained by the U.S. government to resist interrogation, right?
That's fine. So we'll just keep taking bad guesses, then.
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