[warns Steve and Catherine] If you make it to the end, you're in North Korea. Only problem after that-- heavily fortified group of terrorists that are not known for hospitality. If, by chance, you make it out alive, you're stuck in a country of 25 million people who hate Americans.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
SWSavannah Walker
Hi Commander McGarrett.
Hi.
Hi, I understand you were handpicked by the late Governor Jameson, uh, to lead Five-O, and tasked with cleaning up crime on the islands. That's, um, a pretty awesome task.
[looks uncomfortably at Savannah and then the camera] Uh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to say something back to you?
[speechless] Well, that's how an on-camera interview works. I, um, ask the questions, and then you answer.
Chin Who is Wo Fat? Wo Fat is a ruthless son of a bitch. [catches himself] W–Wait, can I say that on TV?
You already did.
Sadly, after this interview, I learned that Lieutenant Kelly lost someone very dear to him, his wife, Malia, as a direct result of a Five-O investigation. Now, out of respect, I won't go into further detail, but what I will tell you is that despite their personal losses, Five-O has forged an incredible bond, one akin to family, or what the locals refer to as "ohana".
[Savannah is sitting at the back of Danny's car as he and Steve are driving to question a suspect]
Okay, let me get this straight-- this is Detective Williams' car, but Commander McGarrett does all the driving?
It's 'cause I'm the better driver.
He's a control freak. That's why he drives.
And he's got issues with, uh, the truth.
Okay.
[looks at Steve] Why don't you tell her about the remote control thing you got?
What remote control thing?
The thing where you come to my house and you grab the clicker and you got to be in charge and you got to pick which TV station we watch.
Okay, the way I was brought up...
Uh-huh.
[shrugs] ...it's polite to let the guest choose, oh, what you're gonna watch on TV, all right?
Okay. Fair enough. What about having to be first through every single door? Or having the last word every conversation? Or picking where I eat lunch every single day?
You.
Why? What-what does Emily Post have to say about that? Hmm?
I mean, you're indecisive. I can't help it if you're indecisive.
I'm not indecisive. You're a control freak.
[to the camera, Steve and Danny continue arguing in the background] These two fight, but really they love each other.
You got a lot of heart, showing up with that haircut.
You know, I find it difficult to be insulted by a man who uses more product in his hair than most women do.
So, what'd you want to talk to me about?
I need a favor.
All right, Steve's usually the one asking for those. He sending you to do his dirty work?
No. This one's for me.
[Steve and Doris are let go by Tyler Cain after Steve destroys the microfiche, and head down the elevator]
Wade, ready for pickup in 60 seconds.
WWade
Copy that.
[looks at her] You okay?
Do you realize what you just did? [Steve flashes her the microfiche she actually saw him burn] Wha...?
You see that? All those magic tricks you showed me as a kid-- you thought I wasn't paying attention. [sees her smile] You're welcome.
[laughs and sighs] Son, let's go home.
[Steve visits Wo Fat at Halawa]
Thank you for coming, Commander.
Don't flatter yourself. I was coming even if you hadn't asked.
Yes. You want to know why your mother paid me a visit. I can answer that. But first, you're going to do something for me.
And what's that?
You're going to get me out of here.
Oh. Is that so? [startled at explosion and automatic gunfire] You set me up?
Yes, but not in the way you think. They're not here to break me out. They're here to kill me. And you're the only one who can protect me from them.
From who? Who are "they"?
[Wo Fat has been recaptured and now tasked for transport to a Supermax prison in the States. McGarrett talks to him one more time]
Coach is even worse than I imagined.
Why don't you cut the crap? I just saved your life. Now, tell me, why did my mother come and visit you in prison?
She came to apologize.
Apologize for what?
For killing my father.
You killed her husband-- my father-- and then you hunted her for 20 years. Why would my mother ever apologize to you?
That is a question only she can answer.
I was afraid you were going to say that.
[calls out McGarrett as he leaves] What are you doing, Steve? What do you think you're going to find? The truth? You don't want to know the truth!
[Danny shows Steve his new Camaro]
Beautiful, huh?
Looks nice. [grabs the keys from Danny and gets into the driver's seat]
What are you doing?
Let's go.
That sounds good. You're not gonna let me drive my new car? [no response from Steve, gets into the car] You're a real jerk, you know that?
[Steve pushes on the gas pedal]
You're grinding the thing. Would you please?!
[interrupts] I'm not grinding the thing. What are you talking about? This thing is an animal. Let me tell you about Zero to 60 in under five. Under five, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Corners like it's stuck to the road. It's a dream. I love this car.
Are you enjoying yourself?
I am. [smirks at Danny] I am.
[Danny is trying to dissuade Steve from letting Catherine work with her ex-boyfriend and his fellow SEAL Billy.]
You see, that is why you will never see it coming, pal. You are complacent, okay? You need to fortify your position. At all times, at all times, you need to protect your queen like, uh, chess.
No, not like in chess, Danny. In chess, the queen is a fighting piece, and you use her to protect the king.
What are you talking about?
Okay, okay. It was a metaphor.
It was a metaphor for you losing the best thing that ever happened to you.
[watches Steve and Catherine kissing at the side during the game] There's no kissing in baseball, Steve.
[Steve and Catherine have some time together]
You nervous about today?
I just can't believe after so many years, today's the last day that I'm going to be putting on a uniform.
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you it's an easy transition, because it's not, okay? But you're gonna be fine. I mean, you should be excited. This is, uh It's like a new chapter in your life. It's-it's the beginning of an adventure.
Are you sure it doesn't bother you?
What?
Billy being my new boss?
Why, because he's your ex? No, it doesn't bother me.I'm fine.
You're lying.
Totally lying. Well, of course I'm lying. Look, I trust you, okay? That's all I need.
[Danny gets wind of Catherine's new job]
Law of nature says that if you take a boy rabbit, and you take a girl rabbit, and you put 'em into a cage together over a long period of time, what do you think is going to happen?
Are you real––are you really doing it? Are you really gonna compare Billy and Catherine to rabbits?
We're all animals.
We're not rabbits.
But we are animals, and this is my point. It is a fact, after these long nights, long, hardworking nights, bad Chinese food, law of nature says, these two people are going to have a moment
A moment?
A moment.
A moment.
A moment where they look at each other in the eye, and bing, just like that, everything comes back. All those old feelings and you're gonna have nobody else to blame but yourself, because you let her take a job with her ex-boyfriend.
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