Do we really have a skeleton inside a wrecked boat? Is there going to be an eye patch or a dead parrot?
That's life on a seaside police force. What? Do you miss the FBI already?
No, I just hope we get a treasure chest.
I'm glad you're staying.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Do you remember third grade?
I remember you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.
Spring. You waited inside for me with a bunch of your friends after gym class. You're all smiling, congratulating me.
Do we have to do this right now?
Yep.
Okay. Okay. I told you that Carla Rose had a crush on you.
I felt like I won the lottery.
Nathan, that was 25 years ago.
You all slapped me on the back. Remember that? "Go talk to her. Talk to her." So I walked down the hall and I got up to her and I felt like my heart was beating out of my chest. I finally open my mouth enough to actually tell her that I liked her too...
She screamed.
Screamed because there was blood dripping down my back. From?
The tacks that we stuck in it.
When you were "congratulating me." You had a pool going on how many you guys could stick in my back before I noticed.
Sixteen.
Sixteen.
Nathan, if it wasn't for me, you never would have even talked to her.
I didn't talk to another girl for two years after that!
I was eight years old!
Uh, so was I.
You know, uh, Haven PD doesn't have a special agent.
Oh, come on now. You can't tell me that wasn't special.
I hear you're afraid of Max Hansen.
Ah, screw it. Normally I'd try to act all manly, but, yeah, I'm terrified. Why do you ask?
Make it a lot easier on you if he was dead, wouldn't it?
Are you offering?
Where were you earlier, Duke?
Oh, did somebody take care of my little problem?
Just answer the question.
They did? They- Thank you! Thank you! That is outstanding. All right, hmm? Oh, no, don't worry about it. I'm not offended that you asked. It's fine. So... How did he die?
He was swallowed by a crack in the ground.
He was swallowed by a crack in the ground, yes! Yes. Nathan, come on. I mean, if I could do that, why am I out here playing Jed Clampett with a shotgun in my lap?
You're the one person that I can absolutely trust, and if you're gonna wear this, then we need to be honest with each other. [takes his hands with the badge] What's wrong? [Nathan looks at her] You felt that.
Yeah. I can feel you.
How long have you known?
[smiles] A while. I... I wasn't sure what to think about it for a long time.
HAgent Howard
Audrey Parker.
Agent Howard.
HAgent Howard
How's local cop life treating you?
You know, cats in trees. Like that.
APAudrey Parker (new)
So you think I caused the frogs and the bugs. What are you thinkin', did I use my magic wand or maybe my tricorder?
First of all, a tricorder is just for readings.
Is Duke here?
Too many cops in one room.
You know, my experience... when people are scared, they either run or they fight. I'd start planning for both.
EREvi Ryan
Look at you. Getting all domestic.
Yeah, well, you know, I, uh, learned it living with you.
EREvi Ryan
I cleaned. (Duke looks skeptical) Well, I cooked. (Duke looks skeptical) I was fun.
Yeah. You were fun.
A boy grows up in Haven, he plays baseball for the Sea Dogs or the Cutters. Everybody picks a side. Been a tradition for 50 years. Blue or Red.
Tell me you have a plan.
Why would I need a plan? I've got you.
That's true.
So now you need someone from each side to make the Trouble happen?
Like epoxy.
Or peanut butter cups.
So you've lived this day before?
Yeah.
You're stuck in my second-favorite Bill Murray movie.
You're stuck in my second-
Second-favorite Bill Murray movie. See? We had this conversation.
And Duke died?
Yeah.
Would have been something to see. [Audrey flicks him on the head] Ow!
You know what? You were there, and you were pretty upset about it.
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