I hear you're afraid of Max Hansen.
Ah, screw it. Normally I'd try to act all manly, but, yeah, I'm terrified. Why do you ask?
Make it a lot easier on you if he was dead, wouldn't it?
Are you offering?
Where were you earlier, Duke?
Oh, did somebody take care of my little problem?
Just answer the question.
They did? They- Thank you! Thank you! That is outstanding. All right, hmm? Oh, no, don't worry about it. I'm not offended that you asked. It's fine. So... How did he die?
He was swallowed by a crack in the ground.
He was swallowed by a crack in the ground, yes! Yes. Nathan, come on. I mean, if I could do that, why am I out here playing Jed Clampett with a shotgun in my lap?
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