Do you remember third grade?
I remember you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.
Spring. You waited inside for me with a bunch of your friends after gym class. You're all smiling, congratulating me.
Do we have to do this right now?
Yep.
Okay. Okay. I told you that Carla Rose had a crush on you.
I felt like I won the lottery.
Nathan, that was 25 years ago.
You all slapped me on the back. Remember that? "Go talk to her. Talk to her." So I walked down the hall and I got up to her and I felt like my heart was beating out of my chest. I finally open my mouth enough to actually tell her that I liked her too...
She screamed.
Screamed because there was blood dripping down my back. From?
The tacks that we stuck in it.
When you were "congratulating me." You had a pool going on how many you guys could stick in my back before I noticed.
Sixteen.
Sixteen.
Nathan, if it wasn't for me, you never would have even talked to her.
I didn't talk to another girl for two years after that!
I was eight years old!
Uh, so was I.
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