Duke quotes from Haven

Duke

I don't talk to cops. Even cops that I like.

Duke

If you keep doing that, you're going to hurt yourself. Oh, I forgot. You're special.

Duke

Oh, Haven's finest. You know I could add "ass" to that "Haven's finest ass." And it would still work. For both of you. Just in different ways.

Duke

You know, my experience... when people are scared, they either run or they fight. I'd start planning for both.

Duke

Merry Christmas. You know, I'm flexible this year, naughty or nice.

Duke

I gotta tell you, if I were gonna have to live multiple lives, I would have picked someplace more exotic, you know? Warmer climate- Bali, Costa Rica, Hong Kong.

Duke

[Tommy takes out a gun after they're trapped in the house] Seriously? A ghost just removed the front door. And you really think that shooting at the windows is gonna help?

Audrey

My cellphone, oh no. It's-

Duke

It's toast. But I got you another one. [pulls out a pink phone]

Audrey

A princess phone? Seriously.

Duke

You really need to work on your thank you's.

Audrey

Nathan really doesn't like you.

Duke

Let me guess, what did he say? He's unreliable. Dishonest. And a general pain in the butt?

Audrey

Ass. Yeah, he said ass.

Duke

Wow.

Duke

[seeing Nathan looking terrible] You might want to consider switching to decaf, buddy.

Nathan

[affected by the troubles] What's it feel like? The sun?

Duke

Feels good.

Audrey

I'm sorry I had to do that, Nathan. Are you okay?

Duke

Yeah, I'm fine.

Audrey

I was talking to Nathan.

Nathan

Nothing. I felt nothing.

Duke

And I was having such a nice day!

Nathan

Let me go.

Duke

I don't think so. You're in time out.

Duke

But I think I've made it pretty clear. I don't talk to cops. Even cops that I like. Which technically you would be the only one, so congratulations. But nonetheless, I still don't do it.

Audrey

That was almost a compliment. Heavy on the almost.

Duke

I'll be more careful next time.

Duke

Well, well, well. Look who's here. How's the farmer's market?

Audrey

Not so great thanks to you. How's your afternoon?

Duke

Entertaining.

Audrey

Really?

Duke

You're looking lovely. And you're looking very... Nathan-y.

Nathan

Yeah...?

Nathan

Nothing black market of course.

Duke

[Sarcastically] Of course not, Nathan.