Duke quotes from Haven

Look at you. Getting all domestic.

Duke

Yeah, well, you know, I, uh, learned it living with you.

I cleaned. (Duke looks skeptical) Well, I cooked. (Duke looks skeptical) I was fun.

Duke

Yeah. You were fun.

Duke

Tell me you have a plan.

Audrey

Why would I need a plan? I've got you.

Duke

That's true.

Duke

Love that Chris. What a guy. [Nathan smiles] What?

Nathan

Chris is troubled. You don't look at him, you don't get all man-crush.

Duke

[scoffs] No way. [looks at Nathan] Oh! Wow. Now you tell me?!

Nathan

Hey, no judgements. He's a handsome guy.

Duke

Body washed up on the beach today. Guy with a tattoo.

Really, did it say "I Heart Haven"?

Audrey

Okay, so who'd you piss off this time?

Duke

Maybe he pissed me off. Is that a possibility?

Audrey

Yeah, it's least likely.

Duke

Well, I guess that answers that. Nathan definitely has a copy.

Audrey

Yeah.

Duke

Yeah.

Audrey

And this one still can't dance.

Duke

You know, we don't talk enough, me and you.

This doesn't have to get ugly. I walk out of here, it's over.

Duke

Great. If you don't mind, you can just leave the box in the umbrella stand on your way out.

Give me the key.

Duke

Do I actually have to say "no" to that, or can I just assume it's a rhetorical statement?

You're taking this well.

Duke

Yes I am. You see, I'm pretty sure that you're the result of the brownies this girl gave me last night. God, what was her name? Tall, Dutch girl...

You're not imagining this.

Duke

Says the dead guy I last saw 27 years ago.

Duke

[Nathan trying to fix his car] Nathan, you can't fix this. Listen to me. [Nathan pushes him] Hey!

Nathan

You've been telling me what I can't do since we were kids. Now Audrey's missing, we're stuck in the middle of nowhere! Do not tell me I can't fix this! I'm gonna fix this.

Duke

This is not helping! Will you please stop acting like a lovesick child?!

Nathan

What?

Duke

You are in love with Audrey. [Nathan scoffs] What, did you think that was a secret?

Nathan

You don't know what you're talking about.

Duke

No, I do. I understand-

Nathan

No, you don't understand anything.

Duke

No, I understand that if you-

Nathan

When Audrey touches me, I can feel it. She's the only one I can feel.

Duke

What?

Nathan

She's the only one.

Duke

How is it that I call you guys, and I end up spending the night in jail?

It's procedure. Jack Daniels accused you of assault, and we got plenty of paperwork to file. Anyway, you have a court date with Judge Boone tomorrow.

Duke

Boone? Again? The guy hates me.

Duke

Why are you so nervous?

Audrey

I've been what, at least three other people in my life, and one of them was in love with the Colorado Kid. And he could be on the other side of that door and all I can think about is, I should have worn my other pants.

Duke

Audrey, you are officially a girl.

Duke

Nathan's welcome back from the dead party's in full swing.

Audrey

What's the public reason for the party?

Duke

Taco Tuesday.

Audrey

Oh. [Duke laughs]

Duke

[stuck in 1955] Hey, I just want to thank you for bailing me out. I thought I was going to be in there till The Beatles.

The who?

Duke

Them too.

Nathan

We got to fix whatever you did to change the future.

Duke

No, look, I kept a low profile, okay? I know the rules.

Nathan

The rules?

Duke

The time-travel rules.

Duke

I'm telling ya, you got the wrong kid, coppers.

Audrey

Ginger didn't do anything wrong. We just wanna ask her a couple of questions.

Duke

[to Ginger] Yeah, that's what they always tell me too, but what I wanna know is where are my client's crayons? Where are my client's video games? [Ginger smiles] Where is my client's call with Justin Bieber? You got rights, kid.

I do?