Jess quotes from Haven

You wanna get some pancakes?

Jess

I don't like pancakes. But i'd love to have breakfast with you.

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So you saw the prowler?

Jess

A glimpse. Barely. He was 6'7". One eyebrow. Fu Manchu. Carried a small slingshot. Had a tattoo.

Of what?

Does it matter? He was a 6'7", unibrow, sling-shotty monster.

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Jess, I think Detective Wuornos needs to come by and conduct a safety review of your home. I'd say around 8:00?

Jess

Great. I shot a deer, so we're having venison. Maybe you can bring a nice bottle?

Of wine?

No, antacid.

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Jess

Maybe someone should get that?

Hello. Nathan Police Department. I mean Haven PD, Wuornos speaking.

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Jess

Actually we have dinner.

Awesome. Nathan, would you please marry this woman! Sorry. Did i just make that awkward?

Jess

Oh, we have to get to second base first. Sorry, I made that even more awkward.

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Jess

Isn't he cute when he wants to take charge.

He is cute. You should see him around babies.