Nathan quotes from Haven

Nathan

You went home with her just like that?

Duke

No, Nathan. First I passed her a note in study hall.

Duke

Do you really hate me?

Nathan

Hate's a strong word.

Nathan

He's not exactly fatherhood material.

Audrey

But apparently you are.

Nathan

Full moon last night.

Audrey

Oh, look at you. Trying to make a werewolf joke [Nathan stares] You know, you should smile more often. People will know when you're joking.

Nathan

Probably.

Nathan

You really think this Jess Minion is a witch?

Audrey

You were just talking about werewolves a few seconds ago, but witches are out of bound?

Audrey

I don't believe she's a witch.

Nathan

Whatever she is. . . She's interesting.

Nathan

You wanna get some pancakes?

Jess

I don't like pancakes. But i'd love to have breakfast with you.

Nathan

So you saw the prowler?

Jess

A glimpse. Barely. He was 6'7". One eyebrow. Fu Manchu. Carried a small slingshot. Had a tattoo.

Nathan

Of what?

Audrey

Does it matter? He was a 6'7", unibrow, sling-shotty monster.

Audrey

Jess, I think Detective Wuornos needs to come by and conduct a safety review of your home. I'd say around 8:00?

Jess

Great. I shot a deer, so we're having venison. Maybe you can bring a nice bottle?

Nathan

Of wine?

Audrey

No, antacid.

Jess

Maybe someone should get that?

Nathan

Hello. Nathan Police Department. I mean Haven PD, Wuornos speaking.

Audrey

That was painful to watch.

Nathan

No one was forcing you to.

Audrey

'Of wine?' Maybe we should show that to suspects who won't talk.

Audrey

And I'm pretty sure Eleanor winked at me.

Nathan

What?

Audrey

She's a doctor. She knows when things aren't normal. And I'm getting the feeling that she knows a lot more.

Nathan

She winked at you?

Audrey

There was winkage.

Nathan

At least it wouldn't remind me of my own problems.

Audrey

How does any of this remind you that you have no game with chicks?

Nathan

What if it's not something normal? What do we do?

Audrey

We go to lunch. But you're not going to like it!