Audrey quotes from Haven

Audrey Parker.

Audrey

Agent Howard.

How's local cop life treating you?

Audrey

You know, cats in trees. Like that.

So you think I caused the frogs and the bugs. What are you thinkin', did I use my magic wand or maybe my tricorder?

Audrey

First of all, a tricorder is just for readings.

Audrey

Is Duke here?

Nathan

Too many cops in one room.

Duke

Tell me you have a plan.

Audrey

Why would I need a plan? I've got you.

Duke

That's true.

Nathan

So you've lived this day before?

Audrey

Yeah.

Nathan

You're stuck in my second-favorite Bill Murray movie.

Nathan

You're stuck in my second-

Audrey

Second-favorite Bill Murray movie. See? We had this conversation.

Nathan

And Duke died?

Audrey

Yeah.

Nathan

Would have been something to see. [Audrey flicks him on the head] Ow!

Audrey

You know what? You were there, and you were pretty upset about it.

Nathan

[dying] This is kind of strange.

Audrey

I'm not going to let you die, okay? Do you understand me? Stop it. Do you understand me? I'm going to fix this.

Nathan

It doesn't hurt. The only thing I feel is you.

Audrey

Okay, so who'd you piss off this time?

Duke

Maybe he pissed me off. Is that a possibility?

Audrey

Yeah, it's least likely.

Duke

Well, I guess that answers that. Nathan definitely has a copy.

Audrey

Yeah.

Duke

Yeah.

Audrey

And this one still can't dance.

Nathan

You meet me in the atrium.

Audrey

Copy that.

Nathan

Don't say "copy."

Nathan

I hear a squirrel.

Audrey

We are in the woods, Nathan.

Nathan

Two squirrels chattering means they're having a conversation. This is just one. It means he's scared of something large.

Audrey

Boy Scouts?

Nathan

Moose Hunter magazine. [Audrey stares] I was a kid.

Audrey

Duke, you know, our friend? He's got a mustache, a goatee, he wears a lot of jewelry, makes all these jokes, only looks out for himself.

Nathan

I'm friends with that guy?

Audrey

The Hunter. It's a meteor storm.

Nathan

Okay.

Audrey

It comes every 27 years, and when it does, I go.

Nathan

Go where?

Audrey

I don't know. Apparently I just... vanish. It happened when I was Lucy and Sarah, too.

Audrey

Nathan, you need to understand that I-

Nathan

But I don't understand. I don't have any idea where your head's at. You're going away in 46 days, but you don't want to fight it? And instead, you ask Duke to start killing people, and you don't even talk to me about it. That's what I don't understand. Why- Why won't you talk to me?

Audrey

Talk to you? Like you told me about the tattoo that you got just so that you could kill Duke.

Nathan

I was trying to protect you.

Audrey

Well, don't.

Nathan

I'll see you around the office, Parker.

Duke

Why are you so nervous?

Audrey

I've been what, at least three other people in my life, and one of them was in love with the Colorado Kid. And he could be on the other side of that door and all I can think about is, I should have worn my other pants.

Duke

Audrey, you are officially a girl.