Audrey quotes from Haven

Audrey

Can we talk off the record?

Vince

That sounds exciting.

Dave

He says that when the waiter offers to pepper his salad.

Well, you want to fill me in on everything, or are my services no longer required?

Audrey

No, I think we have it from here. Thank you.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Doesn't have to be true to make you feel better.

That animal's gotta' be killed. That's it.

Audrey

Before it teaches other wolves to break into cars?

Think you can do better?

Audrey

By better? Do you mean hit the target?

Nathan

You really think this Jess Minion is a witch?

Audrey

You were just talking about werewolves a few seconds ago, but witches are out of bound?

Audrey

I don't believe she's a witch.

Nathan

Whatever she is. . . She's interesting.

Audrey

God, why can't I just walk away from this town?

Well, you could, but we both know Haven has its... charms. Audrey, is that what you really want, to leave, to go back to the FBI?

Audrey

I want to find this thing

And?

Audrey

I want to kick its ass.

Nathan

So you saw the prowler?

Jess

A glimpse. Barely. He was 6'7". One eyebrow. Fu Manchu. Carried a small slingshot. Had a tattoo.

Nathan

Of what?

Audrey

Does it matter? He was a 6'7", unibrow, sling-shotty monster.

Audrey

Jess, I think Detective Wuornos needs to come by and conduct a safety review of your home. I'd say around 8:00?

Jess

Great. I shot a deer, so we're having venison. Maybe you can bring a nice bottle?

Nathan

Of wine?

Audrey

No, antacid.

Audrey

That was painful to watch.

Nathan

No one was forcing you to.

Audrey

'Of wine?' Maybe we should show that to suspects who won't talk.

Audrey

And I'm pretty sure Eleanor winked at me.

Nathan

What?

Audrey

She's a doctor. She knows when things aren't normal. And I'm getting the feeling that she knows a lot more.

Nathan

She winked at you?

Audrey

There was winkage.

Nathan

At least it wouldn't remind me of my own problems.

Audrey

How does any of this remind you that you have no game with chicks?

Nathan

What if it's not something normal? What do we do?

Audrey

We go to lunch. But you're not going to like it!

Nathan

What if you had gotten him mad and something did happen?

Audrey

A bucket of cold water, it works on dogs.