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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law · Season 4

Harvey and Mentok in “Juror in Court”

[alone in his kitchen] I have to call this number after five P.M. to see if it is necessary to report for Jury Duty... Who am I talking to?

Please say no, please say no...

[answering the phone] If your number is below two thousand three hundred fifty eight...

You don't have to report tomorrow.

Damn!

I'm not finished.

Oh.

If your number is divisible by fourteen, you don't have to report.

Damn! [starts doing long division]

If two trains left your number at the same time headed in opposite directions, you don't have to report.

Damn!

If your number is two thousand three hundred fifty nine or above, you don't have to report.

YES!!

Unless it is two thousand three hundred fifty nine, and then you do! WE'LL SEE YOU AT 5:45 AM, SUCKERRRR!!!

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