More witnesses, evidence, anything like that?
Nah, we're done.
[in Peter Potamus's head] Call Shado to the stand.
I... call... Shado... to the... stand... Now what?
[in Peter Potamus's head] Ask him the question.
Uhh... did you...
Go on.
Did you... get... that thing I... sent ya?
[telepathically] THE THING YOU SENT? [talking out loud] I'm sure I did! One moment... [sorting through papers] I think it was on buff, or maybe goldenrod.
And how long did they have to respond, Mr. Potamus?
Two weeks.
Oh, and let's see. That was two weeks ago right... now! MISTRIAL!
[talking out loud] But nobody knew about that request for discovery. I hid it so well! How—
Did I know? Back at the bar, when you thought we were getting all palsy-walsy, I was actually flipping through that sorry organizer you call a mind, looking for DIRT! Ya know what we call THAT?! MIND-TAKING BABY!!!!! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!!! YOU'VE TRIED THE REST, NOW TRY THE BEST!! ONCE YOU'VE GONE BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK!!!!!!!!!
So, I didn't hurt this guy, or that guy, or that guy, or this...gal?
Oh, no. You hurt 'em, Birdy. You hurt 'em real bad. But you won! And that's all that matters!
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