Mr Gator ... [Wally Gator breaths menacengly, Harvey steps back], tell the court in your own words what you do each day
Well ..., I fish and hunt, then I watch NASCAR. yep.
Things have been harder lately?
Oh sure have! All these chain stores sprung up all over the place
And the wildlife you're accused of injuring while trying to make your living crawfising in the swamp?
Manatees [Switch to projecting slides where Wally shreds a manatee with his speedboat fan]. Don't see why the laws protecting them! Ain't nothin but floatin' meatsacks! [Court in surprise, deputy zips up pants] . Huh, federal government has NO BUSINESS tellin me how I should live MY LIFE!!!
[Catering liquor from a reflux still] Heh, preach!!!
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