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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law · Season 3

Reducto and Norlissa in “Booty Noir”

I've got a device...a body reshaper.

NNorlissa

A device? For the booty?

Well, actually it was invented for other, more dastardly...yes, for the booty!

NNorlissa

Is it safe?

It's patented in Sweden.

NNorlissa

How much does it cost?

FREE! I mean, it's free.

NNorlissa

Well all right, when can I make an appointment?

I have an opening right now. Turn around.

NNorlissa

You're gonna do it right here!?

It's out-patient! BACK OFF!

[Reducto changes the switch on his shrink gun from 'Reduce' to 'Enlarge']

Lord help me.

[zapping sound; Reducto enlarges Norlissa's backside]

NNorlissa

Ooh...that didn't hurt a bit!

Oh, speak for yourself!

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