[Klaxons sound as Harvey tries to obtain more bathroom tissue]
[over the PA] Attention employee! Attention employee! It is against Sebben & Sebben regulations to tamper with or disable toilet paper dispensers in the lavatories! You are allotted one sheet of tissue per visit.
One sheet?!
Repeat: One sheet per visit.
[appearing from under the stall partition] Want mine? I ain't gonna use it.
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