[regarding Avenger's replacement: a finch] What do you mean, he's not a good typist?
Well, for one, he's too light, he can't push the keys down.
You know what he needs? A mate. Finches are sad without mates; they won't type without them.
Plus, I don't think he understands English.
Maybe I got a European Goldfinch by mistake. Crap!
[now has a white stain on his shoulder]
Nope! I think he understands plenty!
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