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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law · Season 2

Harvey, Funky Phantom and others in “High Speed Buggy Chase”

So sorry we couldn't help you, but again, making your will after you're dead is pretty much frowned-upon. It's a legal thing.

FPFunky Phantom

That's not what the Founding Fathers intended. I know, I was there! You lawyers are screwing up this whole country!

[laughs] We're trying.

FPFunky Phantom

And how do ya think they'd react to pornography? Or naked pictures even?

Well, I'm guessin' George Washington would've had more wood than just his teeth.

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