Phil and Harvey in “Shoyu Weenie”

Phil

Now close your eyes and fall back. I’m right behind you.

Harvey

When I was in junior high school, we did a trust fall at a ropes course and dropped the first girl

Phil

That's it. Let me cradle you.

Harvey

She landed flat on her back

Phil

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Harvey

And then everyone started laughing because she was fat.

Phil

Fall you bastard!