So Myron, there's one thing I can't figure out. You prosecuting for the government?
That's right, Birdman, yell it nice and loud.
What?
I'm not prosecuting.
Oh my God, am I supposed to be prosecuting?
Not for the government at least. Look, that man over there.
Hm. The jukebox?
No! [pulls out a complicated schematic] There is no government, just a few multi-national corporations that run everything.
[The words "An AOL/Time Warner Co." appear on the bar's sign.]
Myron, Myron!
The bear's a threat to the new world order, Birdman. Soon there will be one worldwide currency-
[The bartender walks over]
[Falling out of his chair] AHH!!! I'll make you fun-size!
One currency? [laughs]
Your tab.
Right. [counting money] One euro. Two euro.
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