[A candidate for the clerk position enters Harvey's office]
Take a seat.
Is that your bird? Can I touch it? [whispering] Does it bite?
How 'bout we start with your name?
Peanut.
Uh-huh. So your last job was at, um, I don't see anything listed.
Um, I used to work at a baltimization plant.
Baltimization?
Oh, yeah. You see, the Japanese claim it increases sexual potency tenfold. They call it "paw-paw-paw-zaaaaah".
Really?
Mmm. You know.
Mm.. Mhmmm... [writes it down] Well, you quit that job?
Actually, I believe I was fired from that job.
Oh?
Well, there was the murder of a supervisor. Nothing proven. I just thought it was better to move on.
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