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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law · Season 3

Elliott, Clerk #1 and others in “Identity Theft”

EElliott

Harvey Birdman. Harvey Birdman. Baffacch! Baffacch! Just the latest in a long series of duplication slights. [Cut to a photo shop] First, there was his ridiculous refusal to accept the second set of photo prints.

C1Clerk #1

Want twin shots?

One print's fine.

EElliott

[in a video rental store] Then...

EElliott

Do you have Double Indemnity?

C2Clerk #2

[pointing to Harvey in line with movie and pouring popcorn into his mouth] That guy's got it.

EElliott

Then, his dating of not just one, but both of the Doublemint Twins.

[The twins get into Harvey's convertible and drive off with him, leaving Elliott in the dust]

EElliott

Baffacch! Now his final crime, the crime for which I will exact revenge—getting my name wrong. Everyone knows it's Elliott—two L's and two T's. I have two of EVERYTHING, for I am the Deadly Duplicator!

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