[To Batgirl on the computer in the Batcave] Batgirl, I need to have a very one-sided conversation about my mental state. So, could you... hello?!
Sorry, what?! I can't hear anything with my headphones on. They're for busy girls in loud places, see? [Shows headphone reading "BUSY GRRRLS LOUD PLACES"]
So, um, I just wanna, like, talk about last night.
Weird. You didn't bring this up two hours ago when you brought me half an egg sandwich.
I did?! I don't remember doing that or eating half an egg sandwich?! Oh, my God. I'm really losing it?!
Okay. Well there's nothing to talk about. I had a nice cold shower, and I'm totally good now.
Okay. Well, cool. But I am totally not good. I'm more...
I don't think Joker murdered Nightwing. [Gets up]
What?
It doesn't add up. If Joker really did it, why would he wait an entire day to tell everyone?
Oh, my God! You're right! He really is the worst at keeping secrets! I mean, he always tells the kids where the afikomen is hidden at passover!
We gotta prove Joker's lying or no one will believe us when we find the actual murderer. Whoa! You look like do-do!
Right! That's, kind of, what I was hoping to talk to you about.
Okay, sorry. But I can't be the friend you need right now. I owe it to Nightwing to find the real killer. Can't you talk to Ivy? I'm trying to respect her boundaries and not to bother her with this stuff. Because, you know, she's been busy with...
Awesome. You're the best. Thank you. [Walks away]
Please close the door.
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