[Using camera to trim nose hairs] You are one sexy muchacho!
[Bursts in causing James to lose balance and have scissors rammed up nose] Gordon! I need your help!
I hit a blood vessel!
[Grabs James and throws him into chair] Listen, I was here last night for the Nightwing's dead party, and I saw another Harley! I gotta know if I'm losing my fucking mind! So, can we please check the security cameras now?
You know, I thought I saw my doppelganger once, but it was just a plate of carne asada and nachos atop a trash can.
[Looks at monitor] Who the hell is this?
Get ready for some cuteness. [Plays footage]
[Shooting camera of baby shark playing with handgun] Okay? Give daddy back his gun now. [Baby shark discharges firearm into camera]
Come on.
Hey! This is my... you find what you need?
Hey, where is the rest of the footage?!
I got some bathroom stuff, some make-out stuff. [Shoves James and kicks over a monitor in frustration] The rest, I kind of taped over.
[Grabs James shirt and gets on his lap] So fucking worthless! When I'm looking for something... I need to know what's happening to me! Gordon, do I seem insane to you?!
Um... no, you seem good.
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