Why are you smiling?! You were seconds away from being puppeted by a leprechaun in a funky hat.
I knew you'd come back, Harley. You may not be a bona fide hero, but you're not as ruthless as you think.
[Immediately beats the Mad Hatter to death with her baseball bat] You were saying?
Yeesh! Did you really just kill him to contradict me?
I like killing assholes. Don't read into it.
Whatever you say... friend.
[Sighs] We are in the area of friendship. We're not making bracelets yet. [Brief silence] We're NOT! Oh, and FYI, when someone texts "LOL period", the conversation is over!
Got it. Where you goin'? Off to do another good deed?
LOL PERIOD! [Leaves]
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